HAPPY ALMOST NEW YEAR!!!

Next year is 2007, duh!! Unlike most people who are in their 20s, I am at home with my parents who just finished my shift and is blogging. I am probably going to sleep when the new year is born or atleast watch crap on television. But I'm not going to cry over it, it is such a waste of enery, instead I'm going to cruise for free internet porn and masturbate with the help of my vibrator. I bought new packages of energizer batteries today, the heavy duty kind and make myself wet going into this new year. I am also going to do another thing and that is to write myself a new year's resolution like what most people do.
1. Find a new job with better pay.
2. never to work in a fast food industry ever again, this will be my last.
3. Try to move out of my parent's house. (I doubt this will ever be acheived until I graduate from university)
4. Find a new sex buddy that lives near by.
5. Buy a new wadrobe.
6. Finally, what most girls will have in their list, loose some weight, but I must say, I actually look good.

Now I'm going to blab about what I have achieved:

I got myself a vibrator, which I must say is so far the best investment I have done, which is next to my education ofcourse.

The bigger image, which is called the Duchess is an incredible and a very useful tool to all women I believe, especially when you want to relax. I use it to start my day and also to end my day. Whenever to relief my stress like right now, me blogging instead of having an actual life and I use this wonderful tool to forget all about my non-existent life. Also when I have to write an essay I use it before to energise myself to write an incredibily bullshitting essay that I can't believe people are payed to do this. I use it before I go to work when I have to face the customer with a smile even though most of them are assholes who want to clog their hearts and I still wish them a good day, when I really wanted to say Fuck-You to them. It is helpful at the most wanted times. This five-inch miracle of a thing is a stress reliver and also an incredible orgasm maker, ahhhhhhhh, it is worth it.

I got this phone recently, I actually got it for free as a contract with a company that I shall keep it nameless, since they already have many advertisement on canadian television. It is a kewl phone and i luv it, I dont get much calls or anything like that, just like the fact that I have a kewl phone. Whenever my parents call me in public, I talk as if my non-existent boyfriend has called me and show off my phone to everybody. Damn I have become so materialistic, it makes me sick.

And lastly yet the most important, Iam at the third year of my university successfully, doing my degree on Political Science and Philosophy, and French. Which I must say I'm actually very proud of. I do not know where that will get me career wise, but I hope it gets me out of my parents' house faster and me out of working in the fast-food industry.